Regretful Man Must Delete Thousands of Comments Claiming RWBY Isn’t an Anime
Former local grocery store clerk and current martyr Collin Eisenhower has practically lost all contact with the outside world after posting an eight thousand word TwitLonger post, apologizing about his previous RWBY-related mistakes. Believing this…
Pyrrha’s Biggest Fan Still Can’t Spell Her Name Right
Sean Nguyen, a 26 year-old Australian entrepreneur, considers himself the world's biggest fan of RWBY's Pyrrha. Turns out Sean has no idea how to spell Pyrrha correctly. And honestly? Neither do I.
‘Adam’s Still Alive!’ Shouts Dumbass Who Has Never Been Stabbed, Thrown Off a Cliff
Adam Taurus, RWBY’s infamous dead edgelord and walking weeb thirst trap, still has people that believe he might come back to the show three Volumes later like some kind of religious figure. And although all…
Documenting the International Conflict of Lithuania and /r/RWBY
On April 1st, social media website and awful meme regurgitator Reddit launched a special website called /r/place for only the second time in history – 5 years after it’s three-day lifespan in 2017. /r/place allowed…
bumbleby.com is Now Exclusive to the New HBO Max+ Expansion Package
It’s bumbleby.com’s first anniversary, which is probably the only truthful fact that this site has ever published. To celebrate the momentous occasion of saying the truth during the day of lies, we’ve decided to organize…
RWBY Fan Disgusted At Idea of Bodypillows, Until Realizing They’re Official
After some teasing, Rooster Teeth officially released a line of merch all about the two hottest plot devices in web animation history, Jinn and Ambrosius. This came as quite a shock, since Rooster Teeth never…
What the Ship?! #4: Fair Game
Welcome to What the Ship?! – the series that introduces, analyses and evaluates the pairings between RWBY characters, known as ships. In this issue we’re covering the most popular ship for RWBY’s luckiest bachelor Clover…
Introducing bumbleby.com Hive – Non-Satirical RWBY News
Hive is a new part of bumbleby.com that's only real RWBY news, without satire or hyperbole. The current website and its articles will not change, however.
RoosterTeeth Employees Fumbling to Find USB Drive Containing Only Backup of Volume 9
It's chaos inside the RoosterTeeth Headquarters in Austin Texas, with people running frantically, most crouched and looking straight down. What they're looking for is RWBY's Volume 9.
Man Inexplicably Thinks the BY in Bumbleby Stands for Bysexual
Local gas station cashier, Ben Davis, 28, claims he just made a realization of the decade, finally figuring out the thing that was bothering him for a long time. After starting RWBY at around Volume…